SWIFER: karkat fucking vantas
SWIFER: you come to me
SWIFER: on the anniversary of my moirail’s death
KARKAT: I’M SORRY, SWIFER. CLIPER WAS ONE OF THE BEST TROLLS I KNEW.
KARKAT: HIS DEATH WEIGHS HEAVIER ON MY CONSCIENCE THAN MOST.
SWIFER: im assuming from the gang of shmucks and the dead enemy of the revolution that this is an emergency
KARKAT: YOU WERE MY ONLY OPTION. MAY WE COME IN?
SWIFER: sure, fine, i don’t get that many visitors anyways
SWIFER: lets get sleeping beauty over there some medical attention
SWIFER: go on in the kitchen, kids, get some grub, you look famished
SWIFER: let the adults talk shop
TAVROS: thank, you,
VRISSY: *yawn* yes thank you im Starving
SWIFER: that’s the matriarch’s kid?
KARKAT: YEAH.
SWIFER: how are the caverns
KARKAT: THEY WERE ATTACKED THIS MORNING, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, BUT LAST I KNEW BOTH KANAYA AND THE MOTHERGRUB WERE SAFE AND IN THE PROCESS OF RELOCATION, WITH ONLY MINIMAL CASUALTIES ON OUR SIDE.
SWIFER: fighting a jade in her own caverns is a fool’s errand. you’ll get torn to shreds.
KARKAT: FROM WHAT I HEARD, THE HUMANS DID.
SWIFER: why are you here, vantas?
SWIFER: not that it isn’t a treat to see the lord commander in person
KARKAT: GOD, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT STUPID TITLE.
KARKAT: WE WERE YOUNG AND DUMB AND FULL OF OURSELVES.
SWIFER: and you aren’t now?
KARKAT: I’M TIRED, SWIFER. THERE’S AN OPPORTUNITY TO END THIS, NOW THAT MAKARA’S OUT OF THE PICTURE, AND I’M GOING TO TAKE IT. THE EMPIRE’S ON THE BACK FOOT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SWEEPS, AND THAT’S CROCKER’S FUCKING SON NEXT TO MARYAM’S.
SWIFER: no shit?
KARKAT: NO SHIT.
KARKAT: KANAYA AND I MIGHT BE GEARING UP FOR A FINAL ASSAULT SOON, AND WE NEED TO HAVE A REPLACEMENT ON DECK AS THE MATRIARCH IN CASE SHE DIES.
SWIFER: surely there are others available.
KARKAT: THEY KEEP GETTING KILLED. PART OF THE REASON I CAME TO YOU AND NOT ANY OF THE OTHERS IN HIDING IS BECAUSE I CAME TO ASK YOU BACK.
SWIFER: i don’t know. i don’t think i could lose anyone else.
KARKAT: IF I’M GOING TO KILL JANE CROCKER, I NEED KANAYA BY MY SIDE. AND FOR KANAYA TO FIGHT ON THE FRONTLINES LIKE THAT SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THERE’S SOMEONE SHE CAN TRUST WITH THE MOTHERGRUB. YOU’RE THE ONLY OPTION.
SWIFER: when you put it like that, i don’t know that i have much choice.
KARKAT: I’M SORRY.
SWIFER: i know you are. i know you were when cliper died, and when xanfas died, and when restor got captured and came back half the troll they were, and when guevar sacrificed himself so the rest of us could escape. i know you are every time a troll under your command dies for the cause. i know that’s why you let me leave.
SWIFER: its just you, me, peixes and the matriarch left from the early days, isn’t it?
KARKAT: YEAH.
SWIFER: you and the matriarch still seein each other paleways?
KARKAT: YEAH, WE ARE.
SWIFER: you take care of her, you hear me? she’s a better troll than either of us.
KARKAT: SHE IS, ISN’T SHE.
SWIFER: goddamn right.
SWIFER: fuck it.
SWIFER: i’ll do it. what the hell do i got to lose, anyway. not much of a life out here, especially if all you chucklefucks get yourselves killed.
KARKAT: THANK YOU, SWIFER.
SWIFER: i’m doin it for the mothergrub and cause duty calls, alright? not cause of you, or for old times sake or any shit like that. we both lost too much to be the idealists we were back in the day.
SWIFER: now come inside and tell me who the fuck that ceruleanblood bleedin all over my couch is
KARKAT: YES MA’AM.